{"id":319,"date":"2024-05-26T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-26T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/26\/sunglasses-lost-by-thursday\/"},"modified":"2024-05-26T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2024-05-26T08:00:00","slug":"sunglasses-lost-by-thursday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/26\/sunglasses-lost-by-thursday\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunglasses I Will Lose by Thursday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought sunglasses on sale with the confidence of a woman who labels her bins. They had a strap. Growth mindset, darling. I give them until Thursday, Friday if I do not sit on them climbing into the RV cab.<\/p>\n<p>I have a graveyard in the console: one arm missing, one lens scratched by sand at Great Sand Dunes, one pair that flew off at a Utah overlook and became a gift to the canyon. Europe pickpockets never got those\u2014gravity did.<\/p>\n<p>Until these disappear I will squint heroically at sunset from the patio or the pull-through site while guests or neighbors arrive. The fantasy is free. The truck stop pair was nine dollars.<\/p>\n<p>If you find tortoise frames on a trail, tell Biscuit. He will look interested and offer no reward.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>New pair, same optimism\u2014lost one at a Utah overlook last summer, bought another at a truck stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-road-parks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}