{"id":332,"date":"2025-09-19T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-19T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/19\/thermostat-marriage-blanket-truce\/"},"modified":"2025-09-19T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2025-09-19T14:00:00","slug":"thermostat-marriage-blanket-truce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/19\/thermostat-marriage-blanket-truce\/","title":{"rendered":"Thermostat Marriage and the Blanket Truce."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our smart thermostat shows exactly who moved the temperature and when, which is excellent for marriage data and terrible for plausible deniability. I like it cool at night. My wife likes consistency. The schedule favors warmth and bills.<\/p>\n<p>I wear socks to bed like a reasonable person and plot silent revenge by opening the fridge frequently, which is petty and also environmentally rude. We are happy. The house is warm. I am writing at five a.m. with a blanket and acceptance.<\/p>\n<p>Compromise is a skill I learned in classrooms, closings, and study groups. Not every battle is worth the energy bill. Some are worth a fleece robe.<\/p>\n<p>Love is turning down the heat one degree because she asked nicely and you mean it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Smart app, warm house, cool sleeper\u2014domestic diplomacy continues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-studying-markets"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcmarlington.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}